Community => Mess Hall => Topic started by: TechPro on December 17, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Title: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: TechPro on December 17, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Note: Idea for this game taken from a thread on the old PD.com... way back. Linky (http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20061029203108/http://www.planetdescent.com/asp/forum_posts.asp?sectionid=1&forumid=1&topicid=8083&page=1)
Teh Randomness™ Game! :D Here's how it works:
First you post a phrase or an object.
Example: Jane saw Spot run.
The next person has to post a response that completely counters the first one.
Example: Jane is blind, can't see Spot.
And then someone would have to counter that phrase and so forth.
The rules are simple. - 1, you can be as funny and crazy as you can be, and you can drag in almost any subject if you wish. - 2, you can't use a phrase the exact same way twice. - 3, Do not bring religion into it, because it could cause disagreements and possible flame wars. - 4, if you're really stumped on a response, you can take the object or item or person in question into the "next dimension" and stand them there. You can only do that once.
If there aren't any questions, let's begin.
The sun is shining on you.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Kaiaatzl on December 17, 2010, 10:16:45 PM
It's nighttime right now, the only sunlight shining on you or me is reflecting off the moon. Also, we're probably all inside.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Matthew on December 18, 2010, 10:13:45 AM
It's nighttime right now, the only sunlight shining on you or me is reflecting off the moon. Also, we're probably all inside.
It's an eclipse, no sunlight is reflecting off the moon. We're actually outside, you just can't see it.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: -<WillyP>- on December 18, 2010, 04:54:38 PM
Which would be true, if we weren't at the bottom of the Mariana Trench were no sun shines ever, inside Captian Nemo's Nautilus, fighting a giant squid:
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Kaiaatzl on December 18, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
Hmm... but the squid has already been defeated!
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: SaladBadger on December 18, 2010, 07:11:31 PM
The giant squid wasn't ever actually a giant squid but instead a rather large and quite undefeated behemoth. Also, the ship is beached right now.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: TechPro on December 18, 2010, 08:50:02 PM
However the behemoth is afraid of water, and the ship is actually in dry dock.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Kaiaatzl on December 18, 2010, 09:46:44 PM
But the Behemoth (or Behemyth, or Byhemoth) has used his custom Magnum-AHT to push the ship into the water, punctured its hull with his vauss, and left it sinking, with no hope of escape for any of its passengers!
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: -<WillyP>- on December 19, 2010, 06:26:43 AM
'tis but a scratch!
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Foil on December 20, 2010, 08:15:46 AM
... or rather, millions of tiny scratches, whose sum equals the deadliest of blows.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Jayman on December 20, 2010, 04:55:39 PM
but it was a toy boat
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: -<WillyP>- on December 20, 2010, 05:17:15 PM
or rather a boy's tote.
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Kaiaatzl on December 20, 2010, 06:07:23 PM
But the toy boat was big enough that mice were able to steal it and use it as a real boat... all these disastrous occurences have actually been happening to hyper-intelligent extraterrestrial mouse-people.
(Ya... trust me to make up something like this... or rather, trust Douglas Adams :D).
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: VANGUARD on December 20, 2010, 08:19:02 PM
that is simply a fairy tale about those mouse-people, one my grandfather told me almost every year around this time
Title: Re: Teh Randomness™ - Part Deux
Post by: Kaiaatzl on December 20, 2010, 08:50:32 PM
Was it called... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
But that was not your grandfather telling it to you, that was Douglas Adams.