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Offline Scyphi

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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #345 on: August 17, 2011, 07:48:49 AM »
Pretty much has, hasn't it? :P
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #346 on: August 17, 2011, 07:56:25 AM »
yeah; basically.
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #347 on: August 17, 2011, 08:25:27 AM »
I think Canada is a pretty nice world.
Even considering the Harper.
If you don't like your world you should come to mine...  ::)

Stephen Harper could be compared to Wheatly on some things I guess.  Both renamed something after themselves before they focused on the bigger issues.
But Harper is too smart for his own good.  His problem is he's such a weasel.
The infuriating thing is how he's actually got stuff done.  Like practically averting the recession in Canada.
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #348 on: August 17, 2011, 12:53:20 PM »
Sheesh, haven't you guys seen the movie 'Heaven Almighty'?
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #349 on: August 17, 2011, 12:58:05 PM »
no, but I saw "Evan Almighty"
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #350 on: August 17, 2011, 01:43:48 PM »
Oh, right!  :o
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #351 on: August 18, 2011, 07:00:17 AM »
Quote from: wazzazzle
If you don't like your world you should come to mine...

In all seriousness, there have been times lately when I've been tempted to consider doing just that. The only problem is that I have no guarantee I'd like where I'd end up more than the US.
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #352 on: August 18, 2011, 09:03:29 AM »
That was kind of intended as a dual meaning...
With my crazed image here, "my world" may not exactly be the "real world".

But all that aside, I like where I live and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #353 on: August 18, 2011, 12:01:41 PM »
Two close friends were sitting in a bar, chatting:

-Hey, congrats for the baby! So you are a father now, eh?
-Yea... I got babies!
-Whoa, Twins?
-No, Triplets...
-Aww. wouldn't it be a little... hard?
-My wife was watching the Three Musketeers that night... do you think it had an influence?
-I don't- OH MY GOD! *quickly gets up and rushes to the door*
-Hey, where are you going!?
-To home! My wife is watching the Forty Thieves!!
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Offline VANGUARD

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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #354 on: August 18, 2011, 12:16:08 PM »
or.........drumroll............not the highest number I am sure by far.
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« Reply #355 on: August 23, 2011, 07:12:07 PM »
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots with steel toes.
2. Put them on front porch with a ragged copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they tore the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back!
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #356 on: August 24, 2011, 07:03:59 AM »
Yea, then he'll return with a meatloaf.
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #357 on: August 24, 2011, 03:30:34 PM »
« Last Edit: August 24, 2011, 03:33:38 PM by -<WillyP>- »
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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #358 on: August 24, 2011, 03:39:55 PM »
The bottom picture (heh, 'bottom') is IE ... agreed?
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Offline VANGUARD

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Re: Joke Thread - (keep it clean)
« Reply #359 on: August 24, 2011, 03:40:06 PM »
Firefox
Crome?
Opera
Safari
Internet Explorer

too easy  ;D
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