Topic: People are strange

[TechPro]

Come on, admit it.

how to eat a corn in 10 seconds

[Matthew]

If that qualifies as eating, babies are the most efficient eaters on the planet.

[Kaiaatzl]

I'm stranger.

[Scyphi]

All I can think about is how hard that's gotta be on your teeth.

[VANGUARD]

Let's see him do that with mashed potatoes.

[Canceler]

The one where i explain how to eat glass

[VANGUARD]

curiosity killed the cat person.

Guys mostly, love to try things. I have always been a cautious boring person.

Last time I was in the hospital for doing something stupid, at least before 2000. So at least 12 years ago, 18 years of age or younger. went sledding ALL BY MYSELF. NO ONE around. Not ONE person. I flipped sideways on the sled and sprained my ankle.

[Scyphi]

The only particularly stupid thing I can recall ever doing along those lines was back in grade school, where all the kinds had this new fad where you'd sort of jump "backwards" out of swings, and I tried it, and ended up only faceplanting into the ground.

Later wrote a short story about the experience a grade later and got high marks for it, so at least I got something out of the experience in the end.

[TechPro]

A Christmas Story: Mommy's little piggy

[VANGUARD]

some comedian said "You don't think God has a sense of humor? just go to Wal-mart and look at the people." Mencia I think.

what's funny is not that long after (joke is clearly in my head after she said it), I was talking with a girl. I asked where she goes to meet guys? she said she likes to go to wal-mart.