Topic: How strange are you?

[Kaiaatzl]

Answer this questionairre and we'll all find out!

There are 12 multiple choice questions and an optional essay at the end; for the multiple choice questions you don't need to pick one of the answers -- you could make up your own -- but picking an answer is usually encouraged because one of them is usually right.

1. What is your appellation?
(a) Sir Lancelot of Camelot
(b) The Doctor
(c) Yvonne von Vaughan
(d) I like to pretend I don't have a name

2. G'Blanix
(a) True
(b) False
(c) Perpendicular
(d) That's inconceivable

3. If you became a carnivorous creature in a lab accident (not your own accident), what would you be?
(a) A Leopardus pardalis
(b) A very small wyvern
(c) A werewolf -- but one that's always wolf... or maybe a were-otherpleasespecify
(d) One of those mongoose people

4. What is question 5?
(a) A tiger
(b) The neverending path
(c) The sacred word
(d) Pristine wilderness

5. What is question 4?
(a) An electronic drumkit
(b) A spaceship factory
(c) A PTMC mine
(d) Antigravity pills

6. What is your objective?
(a) To create your own reality and overlay it over this universe
(b) To become a small, mysterious and not entirely earthly creature
(c) To seek the Holy Grail
(d) To destroy the mine and reach the exit in time

7. Are you some kind of maniacal killer?
(a) True
(b) False
(c) AIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(d) Squeak

8. You're fighting a battle against a hostile alien force on icebergs floating in the arctic ocean. Where do you fight?
(a) In the ground forces, who are compromised against the aliens, as the aliens can fly.
(b) In the air forces, who will likely be smashed to smithereens by the enourmous chunks of ice rising out of the sea -- or else by the aliens' laser guns.
(c) In the water forces, who can only move across the water by swimming, or running really fast, because the aliens blew up all the boats and ships, and this area is too treacherous for any kind of watercraft anyway.
(d) As one of the aliens, because they have laser guns, and they can fly, and they can run really fast. They offered you -- and the rest of the Earth population -- the chance to join them and become one of their kind, after all.

9. True
(a) False
(b) False
(c) False
(d) False

10. 2x - 4 = 3 What isn't the value of x
(a) 3.5
(a) 79.7333311421
(a) 2e
(a) 2(4)

11. What aren't you?
(a) A dolphin
(b) A disease
(c) A zombie
(d) A plague of locusts

12. What is your favourite colour?
(a) Purpleish
(b) Blue-- No! Green-AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
(c) Splotchy orange
(d) Python

13. ESSAY QUESTION: Describe the feeling of wanderlust:

This was originally posted kind of randomly in a DBB thread about a cheetah that had gone way off topic -- but I'd spent so much work making it I needed to give it a home somewhere .  And yeah, one of the multiple choice answers is usually right.  Try saying that with a straight face, I dare you.

[Scyphi]

Okaaay. Not exactly what I was expecting to see when I clicked on this thread, but let's give it a shot.

1. B, because I happen to have Doctor Who on the brain at the moment.

2. D. Well, it is!

3. A. Was tempted to submit E) Lontra canadensis, but then decided A was close enough.

4. C. It seemed legit.

5. C. Also seemed legit.

6. A, because I suppose that really is one of my greater goals in life, deep down.

7. D, by which I mean...

Fluttershy squeak.

Which no doubt says oodles about me alone.

8. D, because it tactically seemed the most reasonable.

9. B, because it seemed the most false.

10. A. But admittedly I'm just guessing on this one.

11. C. I cannot recall anytime in my life when I have been undead.

12. B, because you had me at blue.

13. Wanderlust: the constant desire to always be heading somewhere. (but then again I cheated and looked it up. You never said I couldn't. )

[jedimindtrick]These are the answers you're looking for...[/jedimindtrick]

[Foil]

< Looks over questionnaire, raises eyebrow... then shrugs and proceeds to fill out the multiple-choice section in an A-B-C-D-C-B-A zigzag pattern.  Afterward, ponders for a moment, then writes "It feels like wanderlust." in the essay section. >

[DarkWing]

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[VANGUARD]

My theory is, if I answer them, I am strange. If I don't, I may be considered normal. 

[Kaiaatzl]

But normal is boring!

@Scyphi it is very hard to get Doctor Who out of your mind.  Which doctor was in your mind?

[Sapphirus]

Which doctor was in your mind?

Dr. Insano! 
(I know, that was Spoony's character in the Spoony Experiment site)

[Scyphi]

@Kaiaatsel: Who do you think? The tenth, of course!

[Kaiaatzl]

That isss what I thought... Barty Crouch Junior'ss doctor.  The only other one would have been the Fourth doctor.  But you probably haven't sseen as much of the Fourth doctor as I have .

6. A, because I suppose that really is one of my greater goals in life, deep down.

That wassss based on the... ssomewhat unique villain I invented for a D2 missssssion I'll eventually finish.  Though, come to think of it, I can't take credit for that part of the idea becausssse it was basssed on Yawgmoth and what he did with Rath.  Anyway, if one of thosse was one of my life goalsss, deeper down... well you could guessss.

A lot of thosssse questionsss were just bassssssed on characterss I'd invented, dreamssss I'd had, or Monty Python.

[Scyphi]

And apparently a sticky S key.

No, not AS familiar with the fourth doctor, but I still know a bit about him, and can see why he is so liked too.

[Kaiaatzl]

Methinksss I may be reading too much Mercedessss Lackey's Mage Warssss trilogy...  Sssstarting to talk like one of the peoplessss in there.  Your interpretationsss of me are sssso... human.  And why can't I ever find the third book?  The firsssst two are all over everywhere and it'sss like the third one doesssn't exissst.  It'ssss not exactly a new sssaga.

I have ssseen all of the Fourth Doctor'sss epissodesssss becaussse... well I got lucky and happened to know sssomeone who'd recorded them all.  Including both episssodesssssss by Douglasssss Adamsssssssssss.  I've ssseen all of the Ninth docotor, all of the Tenth doctor except for The End of Time, and all of the Eleventh doctor sso far.

[Foil]

<-- Fan of the Ninth Doctor.  (I also like Ten, but actually like Four and Eleven slightly more.)

[VANGUARD]

Dr. Quincy; an old TV show based on a medical examiner; coroners office

[Kaiaatzl]

Does he travel through time and save the world?

[VANGUARD]

he does save people, beyond what the average medical examiner does. He will get after people, fight his way through. he is at times reminded by his boss that he is only a medical examiner, not some detective or something.
he's cool.

then there's Dr. Dentz. no idea who he is. Game is from "No One Lives Forever". type in "wonderbra" I think to be in god mode, and you hear some guy say "Dr Dentz".